The Great Green Eel

I mark a bluebook like an aerial maneuver
Signature Souvenir(ly)
Cost me half da FAFSA
Half disasta
If I happen ta write my name I¹m a have ta
See the Dean and Read the BenderŠ
Manual(ly) shift my creditors like Schlichtmann did in Civil Action.

My back be gettin thicker by the day
My neck be gettin stiffer from these books that I paid
80 dollars for
Sixty, seventy-six more I has ta swallow
Just ta fit this shit in this bag ripped out the following:
Peters I & II included Sanchez and Garcia
Mental nuisances actractivate the gruesomest in Proofessors

Head cases, eggshell psyches, great green eels, no such word asŠmices
Legal noises, cows avoid us, Barret anoints ya property (properly)

To you I convey
The herbal essence joint tendency (tenancy)
We vested, interested in that fee tail possessionship
We slip (oops)
Happy pills in your drink
Not what ya say, but what the statute conveys
Devisin your life estate led ya ta waste
What I meant ta write was,
³Get the fuck out today.²
A short and plain statement of the claim
Don¹t answer back denying that.

Open your mind to the Great Green Eel
Rose the 2nd can carry veal
I hope someone remembered their pill today
Eggshell psyches can sometimes drift away.

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