Legalines

It's two days before finals and I'm still on Chapter Three
I can't even remember the rule of Hadley B
And as I brief my fifteenth case, hunched over in the library
I thank my lucky stars above for the kind folks at BarBri

Legalines, you saved my butt again
Legalines, you're a one-L's only friend
I'd like to show my appreciation
For redeeming my education
Legalines, you saved my butt again

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Some people go with Nutshell
Some people dig Emanuel
Some people brief every case
But they can go to hell

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When these three years are over and I'm finally employed
I'll reminisce about this place and the reading I did avoid
And I'll feel a brief pang of regret that my casebooks were all burned
But the place of honor on my desk will always be reserved for

Legalines, you saved my butt again
Legalines, you're a one-L's only friend
I'd like to show my appreciation
For redeeming my education
Legalines, you saved my butt again